Sunday, June 29, 2014

Random Book Review : The White Princess

As promised, this is a book review.

*insert here some sort of opening sequence that indicates that this is a book review, the sort that would be there if this were a YouTube video*


So, a couple of weeks ago, I read the sequel (of sorts) to the previous two books that I had reviewed; Philippa Gregory's The White Princess. Now, the book is based on the life of Elizabeth of York, the eldest child of King Edward IV and my least favourite Queen, Elizabeth Woodville, who would have been Queen in her own right if it was 2014. But it was really 1485, so Elizabeth became Queen only when she married Henry Tudor.

At the beginning of the story, all of the York clan, with the exception of Cecily, who I love, were quick to accuse Henry of being a usurper, marching into England with a less than concrete claim and taking the throne for himself, previous descendants of Edward III be damned. To them (now dead for over 500 years) I say "Way to throw stones from inside your glass house!"

Because Edward IV (father of the books protagonist Elizabeth of York) was a usurper too. He seized the throne from the Lancastrian rulers, with a claim perhaps a bit less tenuous than the new king Henry's, but still just a claim. And when he was declared King, did he kill the old King honourably, on the battle field? No, he did not. He murdered the poor Henry VI as he slept in the Tower (of London).

As you can tell, I am not a fan of the House of York. My favourites were the Hanoverians. Or maybe the Angevins. I can't choose.

Anyway, despite being narrated from the point of view and with the aim to tell the story of Queen Elizabeth (wife of Henry, not wife of Edward), the story dealt with what might have happened to her two brothers - the notorious mystery of the Princes in the Tower.

The fact, simply, are as follows: When Edward IV died, his twelve year-old son became King Edward V. As the new King marched to London from Wales, he was stopped by his uncle, Richard, Duke of Gloucester, who took him to the Tower of London, and kept him locked in there "for his safety", along with his younger brother (and first in line to the throne), Richard of Shrewsbury. After a while, it was declared that Edward IV and Elizabeth Woodville's marriage had been a sham, and that their children were illegitimate, and Richard seized the throne himself, completely ignoring Edward of Warwick in the process (Poor guy. He was overlooked at all the times when he shouldn't have been, and paid attention to when he didn't want it, something that led to his execution. I feel a little bit sorry for him). One fine day, Edward V and his brother Richard disappeared from the Tower, never to be seen again.

And no one knew what happened to them. No one knows to this day.

Every royal historian and random person who just picked up a book on the subject and started to read has their own theory about what happened to the Princes in the Tower (The name is a bit of a misnomer, because they weren't both Princes. One of them was a King, which is the whole reason why anyone was in the Tower in the first place). Were they killed? Did they escape? Did they just die of illness, which would not have been so implausible considering that this was the 15th century and medicine hadn't advanced very much? The most famous theory, Shakespeare's, was conveyed through his play, Richard III, in which it is said that Richard killed his two nephews to cement his status as King. But in The White Princess, not both boys are dead. Not yet.

During the reign of Henry VII, an imposter named Perkin Warbeck claimed to be the younger son of Edward IV. He fought long and hard to defend his claim, but in the end he was executed. It was never known whether Warbeck was truly Richard of Shrewsbury, but Philippa Gregory certainly seems to think so. In The White Queen, she writes about Elizabeth Woodville placing a curse on the man who killed her sons, saying that his son will die young, and his grandson, and ultimately his line will end in women.

That's the Tudors. Henry VII's eldest son Arthur died when he was 15,as did his grandson Edward VI, also dead at 15, and ultimately the Tudor dynasty came to an end with Queen Elizabeth - a woman. While there is no record of such a curse being placed on anyone (and if there was a record, it would probably be complete hokum), the fact that Ms. Gregory writes about it, and tailors it perfectly to match the actual fate of a dynasty, means that she believes that King Henry VII killed the boy(s), to get rid of any rival claimant once and for all.

Even though it is based a trifle on speculation, The White Princess is a lovely read. Old Elizabeth Woodville, by then the Dowager Queen, dies at some point in the middle, much to the relief of both Henry VII and myself, and I found it hilarious to imagine the future Henry VIII as a sulky and vain little boy, stuffing himself as feasts and standing on the table and singing.

Not actually Henry.
Give it a read. But don't give it a read until you have read the previous books in the series about the House of York. I mean, you can, but it's best read in chronological order.

Just, do what you want.

N

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

June

A lot of important happenings in the world of royalty, well, happened last week, and I missed them all because I am a lazy writer. So I am going to go over them really quickly in what will be a much delayed and very short blog post, accompanied by a load of tweets. Go!

1. Royal Baby
Princess Amalia, daughter of Prince Felix and Princess Claire of Luxembourg, was born on the 15th of June. Amalia is third in line of succession, because her uncle and aunt, Guillaume and Stephanie, do not have any children yet, and so is technically as close to her country's throne as Prince George, but for some reason doesn't even have a Wikipedia page yet. Even Princess Leonore of Sweden had a Wikipedia by the time she was a week old. But, like with Leonore, whenever I Google Princess Amalia, I just get pictures of Catharina-Amalia, the Princess of Orange. (With Leonore, it would be Infanta Leonor the NEW Princess of Asturias. New! I'm coming to that).
But little Amalia is ridiculously cute. Look.

Another ridiculously cute royal baby is...

2. GEORGE!
On Father's Day (again, the 15th of July) HRH George of Cambridge graced the world with his presence at the annual polo match played between Princes William and Harry for charity. No one expected him to be there, so on Sunday night, I was scrolling through my Twitter feed looking for pictures of Prince Harry in jodhpurs when I saw young George, making faces at the camera. I fell off my chair.
And he can walk now! I am content. (For the next few weeks, that is, until I start wishing for a birthday picture of George.)

3. Spanish Abdication

The biggest thing last week was when King Juan Carlos of Spain abdicated in favour of his son, who is now King Felipe VI. His wife is not Queen Letizia, and his daughter Infanta Leonor, is not the Princess of Asturias! She's only eight!
This is the third abdication in the last year. It was all very grand, and ceremonial, and maybe made up for Spain's early exit from the World Cup, but I've had more than my fill of abdications. (It's not as though they're as cute as royal babies. I can never get enough of royal babies.) What I am hoping for is a wedding. I haven't seen a royal wedding in a while. Prince Harry?

Spanish abdication. Not as good as the Belgian or the Dutch (But Leonor and Sofia are AWESOME!)

You can read the full coverage on Order of Splendor.

4. Happy Birthday Prince William

Prince William turned 32 on Saturday. Not as momentous as George's first birthday next month, and doesn't hold a candle next to an actual abdication, but a happy moment nevertheless. So many future Kings (and Kings outright) have not made it to the age of 32 in the past, and now William has.

Happy Birthday Your Highness!

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Book review next week, unless someone dies or Prince Harry gets engaged.

N

UPDATE: I said it and it happened. Not Prince Harry, oh no, but Prince Carl Philip of Sweden just announced (June 27th) his engagement to long time girlfriend Sofia Hellqvist (Hellquest? Hellqvuist? I don't know). Royal wedding!!!

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Princess Leonore's Baptism (Alternatively: Stop Talking About TFIOS!)

I don't know why I am typing this, because literally everyone in the whole world knows, but this weekend the movie adaptation of John Green's best selling and much acclaimed novel The Fault In Our Stars (TFIOS, or as I sometimes call it, The Fault) came into theaters in the USA. Across the month, it will release all over the rest of the world, and everyone will cry so much that the world will flood and we will all die and it won't even be because of global warming or a Mayan apocalypse or anything. Which is all fine, but please: STOP TALKING ABOUT TFIOS.


If you were ever looking for a sure fire way to get everyone to hate you, this is it: Vaguely insult the one book or movie which is taking all of the Internet by storm. But, contrary to what you might think, I do not hate the book or John Green. In fact, I quite like and respect John. He seems like a really nice guy, his family is awesome (I'm still waiting for that first sight of Alice Green) and I watch more of his videos on the Vlogbrothers' channel than Hank's, who tends to talk about science-y stuff that goes straight over my head. To condense, if I met John Green in person, I would fangirl, which is the second highest compliment that I am capable of paying.

I also don't hate TFIOS, but this excitement for it is Harry Potter level excitement. Nothing but actual Harry Potter deserves Harry Potter level excitement. And I know that John agrees with this, because when he had to chose between his own book and the Harry Potter series, he chose Harry Potter. Like I said, I have nothing but respect for John Green.

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The more exciting thing, for me, because royal baby, this weekend was Princess Leonore's baptism. Princess Leonore is the daughter of Sweden's Princess Madeleine and her husband Chris O'Neill, who are also celebrating their first wedding anniversary today. Leonore (Lilian Maria) was born earlier this year in New York, and baptised today at Drottningholm Palace (I may have spelt that wrong).



Also at the ceremony was Leonore's cousin, and one of my favourite royal babies, Princess Estelle. She's growing up really fast, and it's amazing to see, because I remember when she was born. I looked at pictures of her baptism online as well.

And speaking of royal babies and cousins, Prince George's cousin, Mia Grace Tindall, is a little bit older than Princess Leonore, and probably will be christened. Maybe she already has been, just in a private ceremony, but I would love to see at least one picture of Mia since that Hello! Magazine feature, and a christening seems like an appropriate situation. Not that I intend to compare royal christenings or royal babies. I love them all just the same.

That's a lie. I love Prince George the most.

N

Images: The Facebook page of Princess Madeleine of Sweden

Monday, June 2, 2014

A Big Week For Royalty

I've been back from holiday for a while now, but when I was supposed to be writing this post yesterday, I was doing a lot of BuzzFeed quizzes instead. It was useful. I learnt that if ever a movie was made about my life, I (the main character) would be played by Emma Watson, and that if I lived in Panem, I would be a part of District 1, which is great, because then if I ever got selected in a reaping, I'd have a higher chance of survival, what with being a Career tribute and having sponsors all.

But I'm glad I didn't post yesterday, because I read some news today, which just made this the biggest week for European royalty that I have seen in a long time.


First things first: Prince Albert and Princess Charlene of Monaco are expecting their first child. Princess Charlene, of course, wore that wedding dress that I thought was the best of all ever worn by royal brides. Charlene is also one of my favourite women to marry into a royal family (My all time favourite is Kate Cambridge, obviously), because she seems like a strong woman, who stays passionate about her causes despite royal protocol's attempts to subdue her. I have no opinion about Prince Albert.

Everyone is making a big deal about how this baby is going to be a grandson for the late Princess Grace, but I think they're forgetting that Princess Grace already has a grandson. More than one, in fact, as well two great-grandsons. It must be weird for Albert to be having a child after his nephew and niece.

Prince Albert and Princess Charlene's baby will be first in line to the throne of Monaco, which is, in my opinion, great news for the principality. Because while the Casiraghis are great fun, I'm sure, they don't really seem like ruling material.

And most importantly, one more royal baby!

Speaking of royal children who are first in line to the throne, Infanta Leonor of Spain (not to be mistaken for Princess Leonore, who is from an entirely different country) is going to be the new Princess of Asturias, because her grandfather, King Juan Carlos, has abdicated. Juan Carlos' son, Prince Felipe, is expected to rule next, as Felipe VI. His wife, Princess Letizia, will be Queen Letizia. Obviously.

This is the third abdication in the past year. Previously, Queen Beatrix (the Netherlands) and King Albert (Belgium), abdicated in favour of their sons, who coincidentally, will both be succeeded by daughters, as will Felipe. The world, or the monarchy any way, is getting a lot more influenced by women, and if history has proven anything, it's that women are better rulers. I may be just a little biased.

Also, abdication seems to be the new sit-on-the-throne-even-though-you-aren't-mentally-or-physically-fit-to-rule. Could Queen Elizabeth be next?

[Probably not. She, of all monarchs, would never abdicate, because, as anyone who has seen The King's Speech knows, an abdication was what caused her father so much grief and an early death. Never.]

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Images: Reuters